Martini for ever

Martini Sauvage

Very Bad Dress-code

The bartender was dumbfounded when a gorilla walked into his bar and asked for a martini. Since he couldn’t think of any reason not to serve the beast, he was amazed to find the gorilla cooly holding out a $20 bill when he returned with the drink.

As he walked over to the cash register he decided to try something. So he rang up the sale and handed the ape a dollar in change. The gorilla didn’t say anything as he just sat there sipping his martini.

Finally the bartender couldn’t take it any more. “You know,” he offered, “we don’t get many gorillas in here.”

The gorilla replied, “At 19 dollars a Martini, I’m not surprised.”