Martini for ever

Very Bad Dress-code The bartender was dumbfounded when a gorilla walked into his bar and asked for a martini. Since he couldn’t think of any reason not to serve the beast, he was amazed to find the gorilla cooly holding out a $20 bill when he returned with the drink. As he walked over to the cash register he decided to try something. So he rang up the sale and handed the ape a dollar […]